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Poet Demotivational Poster


TAGS: winter cold poetry
Rating: 4.76/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:09 am
Too funny and TRUE...


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am

YOUR HAND - Remember to always treat it right . 'Cause if you're on the internet late hours, it's the only love you'll get tonight

HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.

TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster raped!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my fucking list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM

AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity

TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


TAGS: poetry day teddy was a peddy
Rating: 3.65/5

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GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:41 am
Good Catch Raudbjorn!, and yes I did. Shel Silverstein is a comic genius. His Childrens book ABZ is a must read.
Raudbjorn - February 9, 2010, 11:46 pm
You realize the poem quoted here is by Shel Silversteen, not Dr. Seuss, right?

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right

DEATH - You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper. Robert Alton Harris

Perspective -

TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.08/5

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Zed - December 14, 2009, 4:44 pm
Five horny Lions.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:06 am
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 1:35 am
Nice one

THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -


TAGS: homemade poetry communication
Rating: 4.37/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 9:35 am
Isn't it really creepy reading Naru's comments now knowing he is a guy... and that there is no Jess...
Chops - December 31, 2009, 1:18 pm
I have those magnets at home, and will be using them differently from now on, thank you. 5Ls to you!
Narutarded - December 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
Ironically, Jess left this exact message on the fridge for me before she left for work.


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.05/5

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jibarocampesino - July 8, 2010, 12:15 pm


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio


TAGS: bullies teens revenge parents poetry
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2012, 12:57 am
Guns don't kill kids, parents that can't be bothered to be parents do. hanks for the comments.
SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:38 pm
Childhood innocence should be preserved as long as possible. The kid's dad should have found out where the bullies lived and shot them himself.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
Maybe dad should have bought a trigger-lock.


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.24/5

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Stormhawk - July 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
Yeah, you see, now's a REAL good time to reconsider that order of protection...and buying more ammo...and stronger locks.


TAGS: poetry assignment sam i am was one persistent little bastard
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Amesome, 5L
Current Resident - December 14, 2009, 2:05 pm
Funny poster. Funny comments. 5L
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:30 am
Thanks again, guys. To this day I still can't eat green pasta, and it's all thanks to the first book I ever read...
Mongo - December 14, 2009, 10:08 am
I'll stick with the Who Hash
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:01 am
I would not stick it in a goat, I would not do it on a boat, I don't wear clothes under my coat, I give this motifake a 5L vote.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 9:44 am
Dr.Seuss FTW! 5Ls.


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.13/5

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TAGS: feeling dark poetry awesome
Rating: 3.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:23 pm
How very poetic. Now I feel like jamming a fork into an electrical socket. Lol. It's good, it's good. Fed my dark morning. 5L!
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
Implying bubba is emo, he is quite happy, the government feeds him emos
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 2:48 pm
That's cuz that is one of my nicknames.
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 8:40 am
anyone else notice that he didn't deny meeting bubba?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:49 pm
You're both pretty... I just prefer having someone across the dinner table who doesn't ask me why Cheerio's aren't shaped like an "X"
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:48 pm
He knows I only like him for the way he looks.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
D'aww. Be careful, Moo+ may get jealous.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm
Very valid point, Claire. I change my mind... you're as smart as you are female.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:43 pm
It's nice to know we're all full of self-confidence. :) Even the emo.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 10:41 pm
No worries Claire... I know what you meant. Besides I think I'm awesome too.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:36 pm
Oh you... It could be worse. I could be Mexican.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:31 pm
Hell, Claire... we've seen your pictures, and we all made the same mistake!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
you seem corn-fused..... good
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Monkey- what? Ag- Oh yes. I think Shaq missed the joke about me being a man.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:12 pm
Who said anything about shucking corn?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:10 pm
It's a Shaq attack! Hi there, Claire... how's things been, you wonderful human being?
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:44 pm
Shaq, that is. You're okay, Tellitlikeitis. :)
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:43 pm
S'ok with me. I think I'm awesome, so who cares what others think (besides the ladies)
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:40 pm
I still don't have to like you, though.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
You're getting it now, Shaq123.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Pie is delicious.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 9:13 pm
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 8:59 pm
For the sake of preserving my sanity, I shall ignore all of you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
and his Barbie and Bratz collections
Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Shaq, pay no attention to 5150. He's just envious of your Care Bear bed sheets.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:16 pm
I wish my lawn was emo...
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
Still not emo =]
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
Most Emos just cut themselves when they feel insulted.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Look... I don't like being pushed around, but I'm no tough guy. And that whole bone sticking out thing was an accident. Anyway, let's just move on, shall we?
Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:39 am
you forgot the part that came after you beat up the guy so bad. they sent you to jail where you met your new friend Bubba.
Peso - February 8, 2011, 8:20 am
You guys are actually on line making comments at 3 o'clock in the morning???
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
do you really need it explained? just read the comments again and it will all come clear.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:12 am
I am now utterly confused... Man I love this site!
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 11:57 pm
My first was a chicken pot pie... talk about scarring!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 11:56 pm
Ahhhh memories of my first warm apple pie after seeing that movie scene. of course, microwaves tend to create hotspots, and now the scarring is hardly visible.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 11:53 pm
Pecan... oh, yes... warm pecan
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Rhubarb sauce is the best!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:43 pm
Hey claire! we are all venting.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:40 pm
I freaking love rhubarb pie...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:39 pm
strawberry Rhubarb?
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:37 pm
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 10:30 pm
Key lime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2011, 10:28 pm
Lemon Meringue......Fuck off!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
OOH! Shaq's gonna find me! Srsly shaq never brag that you beat a guy until his bone stuck out. If you think for a second that ANYONE here is scared of your tough guy act you have another thing coming. Now act like a grown up and roll with the punches.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
WTF? Take a compliment. Ok, So you're not Emo. As far as I know, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and shits like a duck...........its a f'n duck
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:34 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 9:33 pm
LMAO! Cubby FTW!
Cubbybear - February 7, 2011, 8:32 pm
This is Sparta!!!
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 8:07 pm
You're right Shaq123... No one is truly who they say they are... we all have different sides that we want shown (or not)... Life is too way too short to be sad or to be taken for granted. Your poster is great. 5 L's to you.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm

whoa...hows about we all settle it down a bit.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
he sounds like the toughest 16 year old emo kid ever lol
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
Claire is a guy, his old name was Arrogant Knight, and we used to call him Claire for being such a pansy
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
How do you know I'm a female? Doesn't matter, Ag is right. You are a chump (to put it nicely. I have some different words in mind.)
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:41 pm
Real men don't give a shit about what people on the internet think. Anybody want to argue that one?
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 7:33 pm
Honor code includes being an online tough guy? What a chump.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
I have an honor code: I never harm females.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
I dare you.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
I'm a dude, heterosexual, and I kicked someone's a** so hard they had severoal bones sticking out. Don't push me. I'll find you.
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 6:41 pm
es from the tone of this poster I could immediately tell that you are the happy go lucky impish type! You probably even have unicorn wallpaper and care bear sheets. This poster looks like the suicide poem of a 15 year old girl.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:35 pm
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:14 pm
dude never ask the Internet not to do something...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:46 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 3:24 pm
These are my true feelings... Please no bad comments...


TAGS: forest poetry
Rating: 3.45/5

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TAGS: homer greek poet sheep
Rating: 2.73/5

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agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:23 pm
Agreed. Very few here get "abused" without creating sufficient cause first.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
Oh I don't think we should baby her. She needs to accept the abuse, with all its different angles, before she'll be properly accepted. I'm just saying that if we are gonna truly encourage her, we shouldn't cont. to ride her if not called for.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Maybe a little... but who here got that right out of the gate?
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Like I said, I think she's turned over a new leaf...almost. She's well on her way at the very least. I give her props and just hope she can keep it up. But she is def gonna need positive feedback to feel like she's accepted.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:05 pm
She's handling it fine... just needs to learn how tough it is to get any motifake respected even a little. She's just fine... good on ya, Bria.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
I agree 100 percent. So if she can learn to take it all with a grain of salt and not get so bent out of shape over every little comment, she may get somewhere. Until then, if she's too immature or serious, she really shouldn't even bother. Like I told her
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:02 pm
I do agree... she survived the first whoopin' admirably. Didn't snap, didn't get worse, didn't run. She's game.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:01 pm
We all through a little criticism out there... but, the way I see it, you gotta be on the receiving end of it (people crapping on your motifakes) before you understand it... and in a "hazing" way, earn the right to be a bit critical. Except tunnels.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
Well at least she's beginning to take some advice. It's a start i guess.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:58 pm
Arms crossed.... we'll see.
nik - July 6, 2009, 9:55 pm
I think bria is coming around. She even made 3 posters by request. Didn't know if you knew.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
Someone's getting suuuuuuuued!
BoneCD - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
me again
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:01 pm
Test FTW

POETRY CAFES - "Come In And Enjoy A Double-Shot Douche Bag Latte'."

MR PRESIDENT - Can I please have your autograph? . here, please sign in my poetry album

Poets Of The Fall! -

crotchety lines -

TAGS: crotchety poetry get a life
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 1:32 pm
Hahaha! Oh, my God! You are a riot! I don't know if I can do this, by 5L for your comment.
Oldsod - December 16, 2013, 9:43 am
Now now...we all know that artists must suffer for their art. ESPECIALLY poets. I should think a well placed shiv would do the job nicely...

A whole New Meaning -


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers



TAGS: poets girls indiscriminate
Rating: 3.62/5

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booger13 - April 3, 2010, 9:15 pm
@ AGGY // ill take the one who looks like Tooty Turner , (fairly odd parents) you can keep the green , that is probably crawling with funky Coochie
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:47 pm

Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.

TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To Shit, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But Shit My Pants." HAPPY?! XD

HI, COO... OOL GUY! - Oh wait, you're not him I though you were the rapper Please God don't shoot me!

TAGS: poetry assignment numba 1 haiku in the hood g
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 5:09 am
Yo, veggie. What's the word?
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 5:04 am
*Thought! Dammit! I meant to type "thought" and I typed "though." Ahhhhhh!

DAD'S POETRY - You never know when the muse will strike

POETRY - "Poetry is life distilled." --Gwendolyn Brooks

TAGS: doris poetry comics funny
Rating: 2.97/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:55 pm
Yeah,the Discovery Channel. "You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals..."
Ag218 - October 2, 2008, 9:45 pm
"I posed for that because Cubby said he'd get me into the movies!"



TAGS: life time death actor david carradine 1936 2009 kung fu kill bill poem poet quote
Rating: 2.5/5

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The Truth - June 5, 2009, 11:51 am
"Suicide Is Painless" (Mike Altman)

Arbor Day -

TAGS: poetry nature tragedy trees maples
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - July 5, 2017, 9:47 pm
Thank you.
JesusWept - July 5, 2017, 7:17 am
Nice one, Push! ^^^^^Up

Prose and Khans -

TAGS: poetry khan prose violence vengeance
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - April 27, 2016, 6:56 am
I'm glad to see you like Pros too.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:29 pm
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquerable whale. To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart..etc. etc."
Pushkin - April 26, 2016, 11:14 am
You know. I think you're right.
lgvernon - April 26, 2016, 10:12 am

He was just pist about that horrible wig.

A sacrifice for love -

TAGS: poetry men women love sacrifice
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - July 6, 2017, 11:10 am
How very perceptive of you.
EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2017, 1:53 am
The significance of the pigeon is to bloody the honeymoon sheets, to "prove" the bride was a virgin.


TAGS: poetry in motion limerick day
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - May 12, 2015, 4:28 am
concern3 - May 12, 2015, 4:26 am
Oldsod you certainly have a way with words, a 5er

SUICIDE - For those left behind.

And Family -

TAGS: family signs coffee shop poetry treasure
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - January 20, 2016, 7:11 am
I always thought that sign was unfinished.... good one Cynic! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 20, 2016, 5:13 am

lol...real nice crotch
EmilioDumphque - January 20, 2016, 1:52 am
...and family are a tedious pack of people that don't know how to live and haven't a clue about when to die.

'much ado about nothing' --W.S. -